Advances in Medicine!!
Three people are discussing the advances medicine has made in their respective countries.
Japanese: Surgery in Japan is so advanced. Recently a man had his hands chopped off on the conveyor belt at his workplace. Surgeons rushed him to the theater and managed to attach back his blood vessels, tendons, nerves and muscles and his hands are fully functional today.
Indian: That’s nothing. There was a man who was crushed by a fast train and all his internal organs were crushed completely. Surgeons in India were able to attach every organ piece by piece and today he is alive and healthy.
American: Oh, that’s nothing. Fift years back there was a baby born without a head. Our surgeons, fifty years back, attached a coconut to the baby’s neck and today he is the President of the country!!