Medical Jokes

1. Three surgeons were at a surgical conference. At the end of the day’s session they met at the cocktail dinner and were discussing their profession and patients. Finally the topic came around to who would they love to operate upon.

Surgeon#1: I love to operate on Electricians. Everything is color-coded once you open them up.
Surgeon#2: I love to operate on accountants. Once you open them up, every body part is serially numbered and stored.
Surgeon#3: I love to operate on lawyers. They are very easy to operate upon as they are spineless, gutless, heartless and what’s more their head and bottoms are interchangeable!!

2. A woman takes her six-month old infant to the pediatrician as the child is having a terrible earache and discharge. The pediatrician examines the baby and decides that the baby has an ear infection and prescribes ear drops. He writes down on the prescription – Put 2-3 drops in the right ear every 6 hours. He abbreviates the right as R.
Some weeks later, the pediatrician meets the woman and asks her how the baby is doing. The woman tells the doc that the baby’s ear is no better and to top it off it now has a very greasy backside. The pediatrician asks the woman to show the ear drop container and guess what the pharmacist had written on the bottle??
“Put 2-3 drops in the R ear every 6 hours!”