BE YOUR TRUE SELF.

BE YOUR TRUE SELF.

A MAN CAME TO A MASTER, AND ASKED, “HOW IS IT YOU ARE ALWAYS SO FULL OF BLISS? HOW CAN I BECOME LIKE U? PLEASE TELL ME, MASTER.”

“WAIT FOR SOMETIME.WHEN EVERYONE IS GONE, I WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTION.IT IS A SECRET,” REPLIED THE MASTER.

PEOPLE WERE COMING AND GOING ALL DAY.THE WAITING MAN WAS GETTING EXASPERATED.BUT, HE DID WANT TO LEARN THE SECRET.THE SUN WENT DOWN IN THE WEST.MOST PEOPLE HAD GONE.THE MAN WAITED TILL THE ATTENDANT TOO LEFT, AND THE MASTER WAS ALONE. “SIR, TELL ME THE SECRET NOW.”

THE MASTER SAID IN A LOW TONE, “DO YOU SEE THAT BIG TREE OUTSIDE THE WINDOW?”

BRAND NEW BRA IN.

BRAND NEW BRA IN.

Mr. XXX IS BEING AN IDIOT, DECIDED TO HAVE A BRAIN TRANPLANT.HE WENT ALONE TO THE HOSPITAL AND WAS GIVEN A CHOICE OF TWP BRAINS, AN ARCHITECT’S BRAIN FOR TEN THOUSAND US DOLLARS.

“DOES THAT MEAN THE POLITICIAN’S BRAIN IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE ARCHIECT’S?”ASKED Mr.XXX.

“NOT SO,” SAID THE SURGEON, “IT IS JUST THAT THE POLITICIAN’S BRAIN IS BRAND NEW.IT HAS BEEN SELDOM USED.”

IF YOU DON’T USE YOUR MIND, YOU WILL BE USED BY IT.

By:-DEBASIS.

A PARROT THAT DOESN’T TALK.

A PARROT THAT DOESN’T TALK.

A PSYCHOANALYST WENT TO A PET SHOP AND ASKED FOR A PARROT THAT WOULD NOT TALK.

THE SHOP OWNER THOUGHT QUICKLY.HE WENT TO THE BACK, AND BROUGHT BACK A PIGEON PERCHED ON HIS ELBOW.THE PSYCHOANALYST ASKED DOUBTFULLY, “IS THIS A PARROT?”

“YES,”SAID THE SHOP OWNER, “IT IS A SOUTH AFRICAN PARROT.SOUTH AFRICAN PARROTS CAN NOT TALK, BECAUSE THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH.”

“THAT MAKES SENSE,” SAID THE PSYCHOANALYST, HE PAID THE MONEY FOR THE PIGEON AND TOOK IT HOME.

A MONTH LATER THE PET SHOP OWNER MET THE PSYCHOANALYST WHEN BOTH WERE OUT FOR A STROLL.

A MOTHER’S ADVICE.

A MOTHER’S ADVICE.

A YOUNG MAN LEFT HIS HOME IN PURSUIT OF TRUTH.HE STUDIED THE SCRIPTURES, AND BECAME A WELL KNOWN SCHOLAR.BY AND BY HE WAS SOUGHT OUT BY PEOPLE, AND HE BEGAN LECTURING ON THEY SUBJECT “WHAT IS TRUTH?”

AS HIS REPUTATION AS A SCHOLAR GREW, HIS MOTHER HEARD ABOUT WHAT HER WAS DOING, AND SHE WROTE HIM A LETTER.

Rise Up People

In one of the biggest wildlife cases this decade, the Special Task Force of the Uttar Pradesh Police with the assistance of the Wildlife Protection Society of India seized three tiger skins and three tiger skeletons in Allahabad on Tuesday,4th December 2007. sixteen people were arrested,including wildlife trader Shabeer Hasan Qureshi who is an accused in at least four major wildlife cases.In particular, Qureshi is the prime accused in the January 2000 case in Khaga,UP,when four tiger skins,70 leopard skins and a huge haul of other wildlife products were seized.Three other traders were arrested along with two tiger poachers and ten women couriers who belong to the Baheliya community.